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Saturday, January 25, 2014
Asian Parents One-Liners Jokes
I am an Asian Parent. Some of the following jokes I can identify with. Even if you are not an Asian Parent, take time to read this and smile. I hope this is a good read especially if you have a bad day.
1 Why you get C? Your not C-sian or B-sian you are A-sian.
2. No more Honey! Honey comes from B's.
3. You Sick? Become doctor heal yourself.
4. Facebook? Why don't you Face Book and study.
5. No son you can't learn Spanish, All they say is "C"
6. You cure Cancer? What about AIDS?
7. You have Sex? Why not use A-hole.
8. You get 94 percent on test Good Job. If you were trying to disappoint me.
9. Occupy Wall Street? Why not Occupy Library?
10. Your sister get B on math test. Congratulations you are my only child.
11. It's Saturday Night why aren't you studying?
12. You get C-Section why not A-bortion.
13. If you want a girlfriend make sure her parents are lawyers or doctors.
14. Son: "To Be or not To Be" Father: You get two B's and you out of house!
Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicjokes/asianparentsjokes.html
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